Men Like Long Nipples

gum broth: the blender (3)

last installment ....... for the rest of the story ...... see two previous posts of "gum broth: the blender"

"Hello mà" .... "Shampoo ... .. you have not bought shampoo ... .. and now they like me wash my hair? "

" Domitilla ... .. call your brothers come in and show "

" But I ... "

" Do as I told you "

" Bruno "
" mmmm "
" Bruno "
" What? "without even asking me turn
"Turn off the television" ... .. This time he turns .... She looks at me ... .. and turn off the TV ... ..
I sit on the couch .... I feel my children, whispering behind my back .... "Come here and sit down"

"A but so what?

"We have ten minutes and then we go out"
"Where are we going?" ... Before they may rage Domitilla spring an elbow between the ribs Piergiorgio warning him to silence. ... "We're going to take back the blender," I say calmly, "but first I wanted to list the new rules of the house .... As of this evening ... the word is. Collaboration ... ... .. .... "And now get ready"

As we go down the stairs I seem to be leading a small army .... On the door without a word I said Piergiorgio told me "the I'll take the bags .... I wonder for how long ... .. better not think about it ... ...

We're almost at the intersection of Conti and off via ... cardamom. The eight least ten ... ..

"Let me get off the intersection and go park the car," Bruno tells me with a look that I could see in years
"mmm .... Yes .... Indeed ... ... ... Domitilla go with Dad at the bottom via cardamom is a supermarket open until ten ... take the shampoo and batteries. ... And the snacks for Gigetto ... .. Then my mother buys them ice cream tomorrow ... okay? "

" I love you well, "he says with a huge smile Gigetto

" Me too I want you so much ... .. here we are ... .. I'll see you soon ... Piergiorgio envelopes "
" Taken "When they come

Domitilla and Bruno are eight twenty
" So? "I asked my husband
" No ".... I say ... desolation. "There was a gentleman with a great package that kept looking at me ... .. Piergiorgio approached with the ransom ... .. but that did not do or say anything .... So I approached and I asked him if he was trying four washers ... "at this point burst out laughing and Piergiorgio Gigetto and do the same ... .. the rest of the story tells it as if we were three stutterers ... .. Bruno also start laughing and Domitilla ... .. there, all five must look really strange ... .. when I finally stop laughing I have tears in their eyes and stomach ache ... ... ... look at the clock passed five minutes ... .. perhaps he expected me to come alone ... .. I'll never see more than my blender ... .. I think the message .... Pull it out of my pocket ... .. she wanted .... Bring ... ..

Bruno takes my hands .... "I bought another one ... do not worry ... come on ... let's go home
"Listen and you guys go get the car ... I'll wait here. Piergiorgio give me the envelope ... I do not know what I expect it to happen ... .. "Mom .... Mom ".... Domitilla calls me .... "Mom .... It is eight o'clock. ... But the clock ... .. you have off again? "... .. I open my eyes .... Jumping out of bed ... .. I run into the kitchen ... .. Domitilla's voice from the hallway, "he dreamed again that we have abducted the blender" ... .... END